Post by ^/Silver\^ on Feb 15, 2008 20:50:00 GMT -5
*cackles* This is my worst piece of fiction ever! If you like it, you might be as crazy as me. So first off, this was a dream I had that branched off of some hybrid of Abe and Bioshock (You DON'T want to know what that is!). Alright, alright, I'll tell you the story. Just let me find it real quick...
So, okay... here it goes.
Okay, my daughter, my husband, and I were at our house, and suddenly my daughter's friends came over magically. Angered, my husband turned them all into alienated crepes that wanted to kill me, my daughter, and each other. I ran to the computer room, and locked myself within it. The cats were with me, and my daughter came bursting in and shut the door. She was obviously out of breath. When she caught her breath, she asked me, "Will you be my ally?" I agreed, and we made up our own weird thing; alienated cheesecake! We burst into the hall, knocked out my husband, knocked out the other kids, threw 'em out the window, and created a cherry bomb with the help of our rats. We made two bombs made out of cherries, and they blew up once they touched my husband and the kids. So then, we ran into the problem of 'How are we going to make ourselves normal again?' and my daughter came up with 'Let's blow ourselves up with a cherry bomb!'. Having no other choice we did just that.
Later... we went outside, and my husband and the kids were normal. I sighed in relief, no one was completely dead... maybe in their alienated forms, sure, but not in any other form.
THE END.
As you can tell, I did not do this from my point of view. Seriously, I didn't. I've been out of whack for a while...
So, okay... here it goes.
Okay, my daughter, my husband, and I were at our house, and suddenly my daughter's friends came over magically. Angered, my husband turned them all into alienated crepes that wanted to kill me, my daughter, and each other. I ran to the computer room, and locked myself within it. The cats were with me, and my daughter came bursting in and shut the door. She was obviously out of breath. When she caught her breath, she asked me, "Will you be my ally?" I agreed, and we made up our own weird thing; alienated cheesecake! We burst into the hall, knocked out my husband, knocked out the other kids, threw 'em out the window, and created a cherry bomb with the help of our rats. We made two bombs made out of cherries, and they blew up once they touched my husband and the kids. So then, we ran into the problem of 'How are we going to make ourselves normal again?' and my daughter came up with 'Let's blow ourselves up with a cherry bomb!'. Having no other choice we did just that.
Later... we went outside, and my husband and the kids were normal. I sighed in relief, no one was completely dead... maybe in their alienated forms, sure, but not in any other form.
THE END.
As you can tell, I did not do this from my point of view. Seriously, I didn't. I've been out of whack for a while...